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Thursday, November 15, 2018

Best Collection of funny status

Best Collection of funny status

Best Collection of funny status

Best Collection of funny status : I collected some funny status in hindi and english from the internet. Some of them are listed below :

funny whatsapp status

  • “Common sense is not so common.”
  • “Never laugh at your wife’schoices… LOL..you’re one of them…”
  • “All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.”
  • “Never Steal because Government HATE COMPETITION.”
  • ” I pretend to work and They pretend to pay me.”
  • “If you can’t convince them then Confuse them.”
  • “I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice. That’s called EVIL MIND.”
  • “I Am gonna Make my Status High, better you too Focus on your Status only.”
  • “I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.”
  • “AwesoME ends with ME and UGLY Starts with YOU.”
  • “People say everything happens for a reason. So when I Beat your ASS, remember I have a reason.”
  • “People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.”
  • “When Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed calls…When Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day.”
  • “Busy at this moment…free forever.”
  • “The only time success comes before work is in Funny Status Quotes
  • dictionary.”
  • “If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.”
  • “DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED ?”

status for whatsapp funny

  • “Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
  • “Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.”
  • Hey there WhatsApp is using me.”
  • “I am not lazy, but I am on my energy saving mode.”
  • “I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.”
  • “80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.”
  • “Last seen 1985!”
  • “When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy Automatically.”
  • “I love my job only when I’m on vacation.”
  • “Life is too short smile while you still have teeth……”
  • “God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time.”

funny status for whatsapp

  • “Lie is just a great story ruined by truth.”
  • “If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”
  • “My style is unique don’t even think to copy it!”
  • “Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.”
  • “I always dream of being a millionaire like my friend!… He’s dreaming too.”
  • “My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.”
  • “Don’t Hit Kids, They Become Smart Nowadays they Carry GUNS.”
  • “A man is as young as the woman he feels.”

whatsapp funny status

  • “I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.”
  • “When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted after me.”
  • “The winner of the rat race is still a rat.”
  • “If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys….”
  • “Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.”
  • At least Some Mosquito’s are attracted to me.”
  • I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.”
  • “I WANT TO KILL THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE… BUT SUICIDE IS A BIG CRIME!
  • “I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.”
  • “Today’s Relationships is like You can touch each other but not each other’s phones.”

funny status in hindi

  • दुनिया का सबसे मजबूत रिश्ता मैं और मेरा फ़ोन 😜😁😜😜😁
  • तेरी दुनिया में कोई गम ना हो, तेरी खुशियाँ कभी कम ना हो, भगवान तुझे ऐसी आइटम दे, जो चिकनी चमेली से कम ना हो 😁
  • भूकंप से डर नहीं लगता साहिब डर तो सिर्फ इस बात का है की कहीं jio के tower ना गिर जाए 😜😁
  • रोज रोज कहाँ से लाऊ एक नयी ID, इन Block करने वाली लडकियों ने तो मजाक बना रखा है😁😜😜😁
  • हर गलती सिर्फ Sorry बोलने से माफ़ नहीं होती 😰 , कुछ गलतियों के लिये थप्पड़ मारना भी जरुरी होता है..😀 😊😜
  • हे भगवान !! मेरी Life में भी एक Miss call करने वाली भेज दे…आखिर Jio का unlimited balance कोन-सा हमको उप्पर ले जाना है 😜😂😉
  • ये तो अच्छा है कि मेरे सारे ख़्वाब पूरे नहीं होते 😉.. वरना मेरे दोस्त किस-किस को भाभी कहकर बुलाते…


funny friendship status

  • I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
  • My friends are the weirdest, craziest people I know but I love them.
  • A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
  • Never let your friends feel lonely… Always Disturb them…
  • We’ll befriend ’til we’re old and senile. … Then we’ll be new friends!
  • A good friend is like a computer. I ‘enter’ in your life, ‘save’ you in my heart, ‘format’ your problems, ‘shift’ you to opportunities & never ‘delete’ you from my memory!
  • People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.
  • Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
  • A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
  • I’ll be back before you pronounce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.


funny status in english

  • “Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.”
  • “WARNING!! I know karate…..and some other words too.!”
  • “Honest people can be put into two categories….little kids and drunk persons.”
  • “Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.”
  • “When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you ?”


whatsapp status in hindi funny

  • बड़े सुकून से जी रहा हूँ ग़ालिब एक तंग करने वाली ही दे दे मालिक
  • 3 तलाक के बाद सुप्रीम कोर्ट को love you as a friend पर भी सुनवाई करनी चाहिए
  • लड़कियाँ कहती हैं कि सभी लड़के पागल होते है,फिर कहती हैं “हम लड़कों से कम हैं क्या ?” 😂😂
  • भगवान से तो माँग लोगे उसको, मगर उसके बाप से कैसे माँगोगे
  • Twinkle Twinkle little star एक और Friend zone कर गई यार  😂😂
  • Dear Girls कितना भी Makeup 💄💅 कर लो, आजकल के बच्चे एक नजर में देखकर बता सकते है दीदी बोलना है या आंटी 😎😁😁
  • अगर दर्द भरे गाने 🎶 सुनकर भी आपको दर्द ना हो तो समझ लो आप दोबारा प्यार ❤करने के लिए तैयार हो चुके हो…😂😂😂😂
  • उसको पटना भी नहीं है और दिन भर फोन 📱से हटना भी नहीं है 😂😂
  • ये मोहब्बत नहीं, उसूल-ए-वफ़ा है ऐ दोस्त, हम जान तो दे देंगे जान का नंबर नहीं देंगे 😂😂
  • हम तन्हा ही चले थे ज़िन्दगी का दही जमाने। रास्ते में बुँदियाँ मिलती गईं और ज़िन्दगी का रायता बन गया 😂😂


funny status in hindi one line

  • अपने देश में राय देने वालों की कोई कमी नहीं है इस पर आपकी क्या राय है 😂 😂
  • हमारे देश का सबसे बड़ा अंधविश्वास , लड़के की शादी करवा दो वो सुधर जाएगा 😀😄
  • कुछ लोगों की मोहब्बत भी सरकारी होती हैं, ना तो फ़ाइल आगे बड़ती हैं, ना ही मामला बंद होता हैं..😁😁😁
  • कश्मीर जैसी हो गई है जिंदगी..खूबसूरत तो बहुत है..पर बवाल ही बवाल है..😀😄…
  • पहले jio की लाइन फिर ATM की लाइन , असल में मोदी जी लोगो को अपने पैरों पर खड़ा होना सीखा रहे हैं।
  • बेटा पढ़ाई कैसी चल रही है,बस अंकल चलते चलते बहुत दुर चली गई मुझसे !!
  • कुछ लोगों को अब ये टेंशन हो रही है कि मोदी जी कहीं ” सोने ” को “लोहा ” न घोषित कर दें। 😛😂
  • Surgical strike at home— जो -जो पैसा पत्नियों ने छुपाया था अब सब बाहर निकलेगा 😅😅 — #500 #1000 banned
  • पाकिस्तान साला कन्फ्यूज़ है …..खर्चा जंग पे करे…या नोट की नयी डाई बनवाने पे 😜😜
  • ये तो सरासर चीटिंग है😇😇😇— काला धन बाहर से लाने का कहा था – ये अंदर का निकाल रहे है😜😜
  • नरेंद्र मोदी जी ने hospital में 500 -100 के नोट इसलिए चलते रहने दिए क्योंकि उन्हें पता था की बहुतों को heart attack आएगा।
  • अकेले मोदी ने पूरे देश पे एक साथ income tax की raid डाल दी
  • हो करम खुदाया है 😅😅 हमें गरीब बनाया है 😅😅 — #500 #1000 banned


funny status for facebook that everyone will like

  • Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
  • The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  • Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
  • I was pro life before I met you.
  • light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • Cardio? Is that spanish?
  • I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger
  • Kuchh is tarah maine zindagi ko easy kar diya..kisi ko unfriend toh kisi ko block kar diya.


funny status in urdu

  • Aik hoti hain marasan larkiyan... phir aati hain wo jo baalon ko brown or golden color karwati hain.
  • Agar paisay darakhton par ugtay to larkiyan bandron ko date kar rahi hotin.
  • Umar k us dour main hoon jahan samajh nahi aa raha degree loon ya nikah naama.
  • Ghar walay sochtay hain jo hota hai achay k liye hota ha lekin buray grades ko chor kr.
  • Kuch log pakoron ki tarah hotay hain .. thora sa dheyan na do to jal jatay hain.
  • Desi aatay ki roti or desi larki jitni bhi koshish kar lain.. patli nahi ho sakti.
  • Biviyan wazan is liye bhi barha leti hain k shohar ko door se dikhai de saken.
  • Kuch log teeli ki tarah hotay hain jinka kaam sirf aag lgana hota ha.
  • Teray warge ek so das..meray warga ek tay das.

funny status for whatsapp in one line

  • Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
  • When Some One Hates You for no reason …Give them a reason_!_
  • Being single because I can’t find anyone who’s amazing than me.
  • if someone is really in to you, yu don’t have to keep begging them for a text, call or or to spend time, they’ll do it if you’re priority..
  • No one loves the man whom he fears.
  • If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful then just imagine, if you keep When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don’t put pressure on yourself….you may Shit.
  • I will win …..not immediately, but Definitely.
  • Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
  • Squat! Because somewhere there’s a girl warming up with your max.

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